From now on, all small things will be compared to Audrey Hepburn’s waist. As in “the grain of sand was no bigger than Audrey Hepburn’s waist”. It’s a revolution.

Have you ever seen it?

Exactly.

It’s like it’s not there.

Even in high school, when my waist was 24.5 inches, I could not hope to match her tinyness.

Does she have a corsette under there?

Doubt it.

This is the woman who inspired Givenchy.

She deserves to be a superlative.