On ward rounds one day:
Consultant: Do you know how mixing studies are done?
Me: Come on, brain, we can do this. We’ve heard this one before, don’t let me down!
Brain: *fires neurons* *synapses synapse*
Me: Well, sir, they involve adding coagulation factors to the patient’s serum to assess their clotting ability.
Consultant: Yes, and what do the results tell you?
Me: Alright, brain, we did good, just a little bit more.
Brain: . . .
Me: C’mon brain don’t do this!
Brain: Nana nana boo boo *blows raspberries*
Me: *defeated* I don’t know, sir.
Brain: *gurgles spit bubbles*
Consultant: *sighs* Dr. M, would you like to tell her?
Me: *glares at brain*
I really hate that moment.