Excuse me while I spam you all with prettiness

From now on, all small things will be compared to Audrey Hepburn’s waist. As in “the grain of sand was no bigger than Audrey Hepburn’s waist”. It’s a revolution.

Have you ever seen it?

Exactly.

It’s like it’s not there.

Even in high school, when my waist was 24.5 inches, I could not hope to match her tinyness.

Does she have a corsette under there?

Doubt it.

This is the woman who inspired Givenchy.

She deserves to be a superlative.